Because Vegas is NOT kid friendly

Because your husband / significant other is NOT invited to go

Because then you can sit on your arse, someone brings you drinks, and someone comes to your room and cleans it FOR YOU

There is NO cooking in Vegas

I think #4 sounds like my husband / significant other 6-7 days a week

reserved for the men in the house- bewbies and butts carrying beers for freeeee

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