Now I know his girl isn't exactly a size 2, but calling her a "Cow" is kinda rude ...

*tap tap* Is this thing on?

Then again, I suppose knocking boots with a cow is a step up from being stuck giving his 'real' girlfriend a tumble. OH!

Thank you thank you, you're a great crowd. I'll be here all week, twice on Sundays.

Does he make his girlfriend wear a cowbell in bed to spice things up?

Ba dum chhh...

Does he yell "honey, I'm home!" when he walks out to the pasture?

Have you ever gotten those emails that just sound to good to be true? You know those forward this to 10+ people and get paid $______ amount of money? I generally get those once or twice a week. Some of the stories are so ridiculous that its not even funny. Like ones that are by "attorneys" yet every other word is miss spelled...ummm hello red flag there.

Anyways I thought I would point out a site if your not familiar with it: snopes.com

Parents of a 15 yr old girl in England are blaming Facebook for their daughter's suicide after abusive bullying messages were left on her wall.

Holly Grogan jumped 30 feet to her death from a bridge last week and was hit by traffic after abusive messages were relentlessly posted onto her Facebook page, according to Times Online.

Aaaaall aboard!

One of the final passengers to get on board the Twitter sync-up train is Myspace. Twitter has already hooked up with AIM and Facebook.

With Myspace, you can now two-way sync it....send your status update to twitter and vice versa using OAuth.
AIM has synced up similarly with Twitter and Facebook already.

So get this there is a couple in Kansas that decides to have sex in a dumpster - yes a dumpster - sex! Not kids but 2 44 yr olds - dumpster sex?!?!?!?!? Well two guys jump in and rob them. The robbers were 64 and 59 yrs old. They got away but later the police found them and gave the stolen items back................. Dumpster sex - seriously????

OK so I'm thinking and I have these questions:

1. Is it robbing if you found it in a dumpster? j/k
2. So after they had sex did they dump each other?
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Niiiice. People who caught it oohed and aaahhed at the beautiful show of light in the sky.

At 9:40 p.m. EDT (0140 GMT) Wednesday from Madison, Wisconsin, Abe Megahed photographed the trail made when the space shuttle Discovery dumped waste water. Credit: Abe Megahed

So do you have the legal right to be able to flip off someone (you know shoot them a bird)? Are you protected under the First Amendment to give the finger? Well a man in Pittsburgh thinks he has the right and he did and was sited for it. Now he is going to court to challenge it.

Do You Have the Right to Flip Off a Cop?

oh ya think?

This has got to be the biggest case of a May-September relationship I have ever heard of She's 107 and he's 37!!!!! Holy cow!!! Gotta hand it to her, shes still pullin' the young un's Now she's looking for hubby no. 23!!

Check it out here

I was just reading the news on-line and saw that Patrick Swayze just passed away after a long battle with cancer.

Its been such a terrible year so many losses.

Patrick Swayze dies at 57 after a 2 year battle with pancreatic cancer.