So I know not everyone believes in the Zodiac. I'm actually not 100% sold by it myself. But Critters and missb's comments in the b-day thread got me thinking it may be fun to post a thread regarding specific signs good & bad traits, and whether or not they pertain to you. Also I need something light-hearted right now. So, for example Cancer-
This is not a pushover test. There are 20 questions. Average score is
1. What builds strong bodies 12 ways?
A. Flintstones vitamins
B. The Buttmaster
C. Spaghetti
D. Wonder Bread
E. Orange Juice
F. Milk
Ok so Gmail is at it again. But I did get a laugh out of it today. Here's a list of some of the best break up lines EVER.
I discovered I have a mild form of epilepsy and you bring on attacks because you make me too excited to be around you.
I have a pet dog, he kisses like you, his breath is like yours, he pants like you. I love him dearly but I wouldn't want to marry him. Lets part before this goes any farther.
"Want to stay connected at 35,000 feet? Here are the airlines that offer Wi-Fi, and the details surrounding each service.
Ok, this article gave me a much needed laugh for a Monday morning. Take a look and see if you can see yourself in there or someone that you know
And I have proof!
If you'd also like to find out how completely stuck on yourself you are, You can take the test that MIW forwarded to Critterkeeper, who in turn forwarded it to me only because she SWORE I'd be completely off the charts. So HA! Put that in your pipe and smoke it!
"Mercer Consulting's annual roundup of the global cities with the best quality of life is here, and Zurich once again comes out on top. The best place in the U.S.? Honolulu at No. 28"
Out of this list which place would like most to live? I'm thinking somewhere in New Zealand
Ok Rondo, so I've been cracking up for weeks at some of your shouts/statuses. I decided we need a thread dedicated to some of our favorite humorous quotes/sayings, be them our own or famous ones. A few of the ones Rondo's posted-
1. Save the Earth; it's the only planet with chocolate!
2. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
3. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
4. *quietly slopes out of site*
So I've decided I really must learn how to swim. It's scary for me because I have this unbelievable fear of drowning. I don't know. When I was little my cousin fell on top of me while we were at the beach, at the edge of the water. I couldn't get her off me and I just remember my head under water, breathing in sand, not being able to get her off me. Her dad came along and pulled us both up-
This may be where my water trauma stems from.
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