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Re: For the love of Dog(g)s -- Dog LOL's

is he like this SM?

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Re: For the love of Dog(g)s -- Dog LOL's

OMG good Lord thats a fat dog. Ok like that but maybe 5 lbs thinner. Here is my chili dog (see on the couch)

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Re: For the love of Dog(g)s -- Dog LOL's

YO! Boyz in da Hood

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How to Clean The Toilet - LOL

How To Clean the Toilet

1. Put both lids of the toilet up
And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.
You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times.
This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home.
Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry Himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.



Sincerely,
The Dog


Disclaimer: Dogg dont try this on your cats


Re: How to Clean The Toilet - LOL

ROFL Awesome! Where's a cat when you need one

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Re: How to Clean The Toilet - LOL

I'm pretty sure if I tried that with my cats they would hunt me in my sleep and kill me. Cats hold grudges and for a long time.

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smartmom wrote:

I'm pretty sure if I tried that with my cats they would hunt me in my sleep and kill me. Cats hold grudges and for a long time.

Yeah I realize that, thats why I can't stand them. They're evil and scary Laughing

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Re: How to Clean The Toilet - LOL
HA HA HA - that would definitely work! Great one!!

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