that Myrtle Beach pic looks just like the beach up here, in Chicago. Might be able to save some cash and vacy in lovely Chicago!
I almost got married in Myrtle Beach for like 20 bucks ...
that Myrtle Beach pic looks just like the beach up here, in Chicago. Might be able to save some cash and vacy in lovely Chicago!
I guess you're being facetious, do they even have ANY kinda beaches in chi town?
I guess you're being facetious, do they even have ANY kinda beaches in chi town?
NO Ocean = NO beach (atleast a true beach)
No ocean also = no fish the size of a volkswagon, with rows of razor sharp teeth that'll eat you, and other crazy wildlife that has toxic venom, poisonous stingers, and a plethora of other ways to kill you. Not that I'm ascared of any of that .. .
No ocean also = no fish
Mmmmm Fish (picture to be added tomorrow when at work)
Yeah missb go to the beach at Lake Michigan in Chicago CLICKY
"Chicago's own municipal sewage treatment sites dump thousands more pollutants into the Lake Michigan basin" "Chicago's failure to fully disinfect wastewater that reaches Lake Michigan is blamed for summertime beach closings and more."
Oh yeah cuz swimming in the toilet is so much more fun
I'll take my chances with the sharks
Yea .. cuz there're never any toxic oil spills, strange foams, and mysterious bacteria closing down beaches on ocean coasts. Plenty of fish in Lake Michigan, but none of em have teeth as big as my fist, and thirsty for flesh and blood.
The Shamu you normally see doing tricks and giving lil kids kisses in photo ops isn't the same Shamu that you have swimming freely in the ocean, those Shamu swim in wolfpacks and work together to knock nice, juicy, fat lil doggies with flippers (aka, seals) off of floating ice so they can eat them like bon bons. People look like seals in the water to them.
Here's North Beach in Chicago, ya get a lil City on one side of ya, and tropical sunny beaches on the other
And the scenery looks pretty good to me ...
And how cool does this North Beach bar look ...
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn
I've never had a oil spill on or near my beach. In fact here is a LIVE WEB CAM of my beach - the water is nice and warm. What is your beaches water temp? Bet the only time its warm is if someone pees in it next to you
Our beaches are safe - no millitary needed.
haha battle of the beaches (love it)
Here's a pic of the beach 5 mins away from my place (you'll notice not ONE shark fin or Portugese man-o-war):
The water's GREAT! We get a group of people together, drink tons of beer, and all huddle together peeing on each other, keeping it nice n toasty! And you don't NEED Apaches protecting ya, you have bloodthirsty animals as big as a retarded school bus, offshore nuclear submarines, and the Bermuda Triangle. Anyone gets NEAR it, they disappear into the 5th dimension.
Wellington Florida
Married
I know smartmom is thinking YAYY Florida, but that's a little too far, sorry SM..
now that I'm heart broken.
My first reply would have been VA beach but you said you did that. My other suggestions would be
The Outer Banks, NC (remember the movie Message in a Bottle - that was the outer banks)
They have a cool light house
Myrtle Beach SC