As someone who surfs the web there is nothing nicer then a clean website but some OMG fail so bad its not even funny. So here are some of in my opinion FAIL on epic scale:

I dont know if this is a Bridezilla site or if it was created by a webzilla: yvettesbridalformal.com

Backgrounds that could give you a seizure: dokimos.org/ajff/ (sorry Jesus) & myalpha-power.com/

Bad intro and they just annoying looking site: beebeedesigns.com/

Feel free to toss any Epic Fail Websites.