This is a funny list of texting codes for senior citizens that I saw someone post on Facebook, be sure to share it with any senior citizen's you may know, I'm sure they'll get a kick out of it!

• ATD: At The Doctors
• BFF: Best Friend Fell
• BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
• BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
• FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
• GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
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So, Robin Quivers' "Know it All" problem and narcissism has become so predictable now that we've come up with a great drinking game, for whenever you're listening to the Howard Stern Show!

For starters we highly recommend that when it comes time to take a drink, you only do a sip at a time, rather than say, a full shot of tequila, because she does the following SO much, that you'll be completely schnakered before you're even 20 minutes into the show.

And now, on with the rules!

Take a drink whenever Robin:

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If you've ever entered a fake name on a website, or created a fake Facebook, Myspace, Match.com, etc. then guess what? You are a federal criminal! Or at least will be one if this new law passes.

Ever heard the phrase "one bad apple spoils the whole dang bunch?" This newly proposed law is using the Lori Drew case, the case in which said woman created a fake Myspace profile and proceeded to harass a 13 year old girl, who then when on to commit suicide due to Lori's harsh words, as their main weapon in getting this law passed.

Sometimes the best videos are the ones that are complete accidents! This is hilarious! Enjoy...

This is so great - not only did he salute for 3 hours - he did it with a broken wrist. What an incredible man and video. Please watch.

Get a look at this one.. This is without a doubt the best video that has come out and apparently 6 Million others think so too because there have been 6 million hits in 4 days

I believe the pendulum has started to swing so let's keep it going. This is very well done.

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

• Your last name stays put.
• The garage is all yours.
• Wedding plans take care of themselves.
• Chocolate is just another snack.
• You can be President.
• You can never be pregnant.
• You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
• You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
• Car mechanics tell you the truth.
• The world is your urinal.
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As you open your pockets for the next natural disaster, please keep these facts in mind:

The Bad

• The American Red Cross President and CEO Marsha J. Evans salary for the year was $651,957 plus expenses
• The United Way President Brian Gallagher receives a $375,000 base salary along with numerous expense benefits
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This is incredibly clever and fun to watch. Whoever did this did a great job!