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So I'm surfing the web and end up on Holy Taco and for some reason I found it quite amusing. I'm curious to what your take is on this. If your a guy do you fit into the stereotypical description or ladies does your partner fit into it?

The Full Beard:

What You Think It Says About You: I have written, or am currently writing three to four novels and or screenplays. I think deeply about things, and sometimes I'll just sit and read, because I like reading. Yeah, that's something I do. Is your unkempt hipster vagina moist yet? Plus, despite what my emo-swoop haircut may suggest, I'm comfortable with my masculinity.
What It Really Says About You: a)I never got laid in high school, and used to get the ish kicked out of me, then suddenly realized that if I grew a beard, it hid my nerdy face, b)I've gotten so much poontang in my life that I'm literally TIRED of banging chicks. Now in an effort to see how ridiculous I can make myself and still get laid, I'm growing this. or c)Don't open a package I might send to you, and stay the F off my lawn.

OK Laughing currently this is my hubby and yeah c) would be him - don't open the package and stay off the lawn.

The Goatee


What You Think It Says About You: I'm a little bit straight-laced, and a little bit wild. I can get down to business, but I can also party hard, too. Whatever you want, I'm up for it.
What It Really Says About You: I can tell you who is going to go far in the NHL playoffs, and most likely, if I have sex with you, I'll leave my socks on. Also, I really want you to look at my mouth, so I circled it in hair.

OK I have to ask - dogg do you really wear socks while having sex? I think you owe the ladies of GD the truth Laughing

The Mutton Chops


What You Think It Says About You: I'm some kind of artist who makes art that's creative, but also a little bit rebellious.
What It Really Says About You: Ask me about my rebelious, creative art!

I dunno I see this and I think white polyester suites and rhinestones (Elvis) anyone else see this?

Maincured Scruff


What You Think It Says About You: I'm a relaxed guy who definitely cares about keeping up my appearance, but I'm also relaxed...like I said before. You remember when I said I was relaxed, right? Because I did say that.
What It Really Says About You: Right now, this is the only thing I have in common with Jason Statham, but I'm working on that.

Clean Shaven

What You Think It Says About You: I care about my appearance, and I paid a lot of money for one of those five-blade razors, so I'm gonna get my money's worth.
What It Really Says About You: I am afraid to experiment with facial hair, because I have no idea what would happen. It might grow in all patchy and I'll look like the neighbor from The Burbs or something. It's better to just avoid it altogether.
The Soul Patch


What You Think It Says About You: I'm hip with the youngsters of today. I understand their television programs, and their music, and their youtubes. I sent a text message yesterday, too. That's how hip I am!
What It Really Says About You: I'm playing in a 1998 high school baseball game tomorrow.

Laughing This is my 17 yr olds look (a little more chin hair) and I hate to say but it looks good on him. It kinda fits his personality - don't ask me why.

The Chin Strap

What You Think It Says About You: I have the masculinity for a beard, but I'm also concerned about my appearance, and I take the time to make myself look good and manly. Plus, nobody else in my boy band has a beard like this.
What It Really Says About You: The name's Bag. Douche Bag.


So do you agree - disagree? Ladies what do you prefer (or dislike)? Guys what are your thoughts? Guys feel free to dig on girls hair (fair play).

Personally I do like goatees - I do find them sexy and I liked clean shaven too. They don't do mustaches - not sure why but hey I like those also. Mutton chops well sorry I just don't care for them. I find mutton chops in the same category as mullets - its just not good.


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Re: Mens Facial Hair Personalities

Do assbeards count?

what do you think they say about a man?

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if assbeards are what I think they are then ewwwwwwwww

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Nothing beats clean shaven to me, I love it Big Grin Manicured scruff would be second, that can look sexy on the right guy, chin strap maybe if its well kept, everything else to me is Sick Mutton chops and goatees send me running FAST! Laughing

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So what does my Devil beard say about me? Or my old Unibomber beard? My beard changes all the time, like whenever I can be bothered to get around to messing with it.

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your beard says "ohhhhhhh he's a devil"

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I'm too lazy to shave. I just let it go crazy until such a time that I actually need to shave, like for a funeral. I'm a lazyass and it takes WAY too much time to shave. I would have to wake up a whole two seconds earlier in the morning!!!

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Smartmom wrote:

OK I have to ask - dogg do you really wear socks while having sex? I think you owe the ladies of GD the truth Laughing

It all just depends on how fast I wanna beat a hasty retreat out the door when I'm done. Sometimes I don't even take off my shirt, or pull my drawers down past my knees. Tongue Sometimes I'm in and out so fast she barely even knew I was there. Wink

I'm a rotating mix between clean shaven, 'manicured scruff' (hardly 'manicured' though, I just get too lazy to shave for 2-3 days and then finally shave) or my own wierd kind of goatee if you want to even call it that. It's a two-toned strip from my lip to my chin, kinda looks like a chin-hawk, Laughing, but at a short distance, it almost looks like a soul patch (and truth be told, I hate soul patches) thanks to the snow-white part of it at the bottom. It started out as dark as the top part when I started talking to my last girlfriend ... Wink


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Sometimes I don't even take off my shirt, or pull my drawers down past my knees. Tongue Sometimes I'm in and out so fast she barely even knew I was there. Wink

Thinking you never struck me as that type for some reason!! Laughing

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missb wrote:

Thinking you never struck me as that type for some reason!! Laughing

I was speaking strictly in past tense Tongue

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struck <=====

I was speaking strictly in past tense Tongue

So was I Big Grin


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